Once upon a time, I bought some nice Brazilian lycra to get a sample pair of leggings made.
This is what they gave me back. 👁🗨 Did they really have to align the pattern like that? Of all the possible color intersections, why this one?
My movement gets enough attention without wearing an artistic rendering of a striated pelvic floor complete with a white-light spraying butthole, thanks.
No, I did not go forth and make more. But, now I’m wondering what the market would be like for such a thing.... Would you wear leggings that DEMAND that people stare at your crotch🧐 🤣. #taking flowpantstoanewlevel #crazyleggings#crotchpants ...